Jokes

Q. I have nice legs, four heads, three arms and 444 fingers, what am I? A.A liar Patient: Doctor, Doctor I haven't slept for days. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: Because I sleep at night. Q. Why was the Egyptian child so confused? A. Because his Daddy was a Mummy. Q. What word is always spelt incorrectly? A. Incorrectly. Q. Which side of a chicken has most feathers? A. The outside

By Bishop Heber High School