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About me:A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.
He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."
The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar."
"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm too drunk to do that."
I thought a joke would be a good way of introducing myself. (No, that doesn't imply that I'm not a joke myself...)
I'm Harry, I'm 16 and I am currently doing my AS levels.
I try to write with a carefree attitude, basically meaning I write what I thik, and I write when I think of something to write about usually. I prefer to write on a whim, and when I want to. I generally hope that when I write, anyone would enjoy reading it.
Errrr...
I'm kinda out of things to write, ironically...
I'll finish with a joke too. Seems like the easiest way to finish this profile without having to blag an extra few paragraphs.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch.
What? It's still as good as the first one...
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